Cracked in the Desert

meeeooooooowwwww went my purry little pussy....
mooooo mooooo went the fruity cow...
are these my long lost childrens?...
prickly pears and gas can fires light my desert high...
where am I????

Drinks on the Moon!

LAX: Back to the US of A

Good god I am in Los Angeles.
I have heard this is the land of surf, sports cars and silicone.
Not to mention Smog.
What is a little gnome from a little mountain town
going to do in a city like this?