I am not your PRISONER bitches

Finally these American freaks asked me what I want to do! I want to see the real landmarks you fools! I have spent my life making sure goddamn German gardens are not getting chewed apart by squirrels and I am finally in Paris, the city of goddamn lights, and I am stuck with these kidnapping kidnappers. So they took me to the Metro and said "where to???" I didn't really know what to say....we were sitting there in the station and I saw the images on the orange wall-- "Thats where to you bastards!"



To the Louvre!


Some Stately Buildings!


An Arc!


and the Eiffel!!!


Finally, the Eiffel!!!

On the streets of Paris and I have nothing to do with Hitler moustaches

For shame young graffitists-- my buddy Freud was a Jew.
An "X" over the eyes is the way to go.