It seems like all I do in Paris is think about sex.
It has been way too long since I felt the gentle lady caress of a lady-love.
But damn if it ain't hard for a gnome to get lucky.
Especially in France cause all the ladies think I'm German.
I mean, even steriley female things are making me hot...
even naked dudes are kind of turning me on...
this sucks!
oh please, oh please, oh please...