Finally these American freaks asked me what I want to do! I want to see the real landmarks you fools! I have spent my life making sure goddamn German gardens are not getting chewed apart by squirrels and I am finally in Paris, the city of goddamn lights, and I am stuck with these kidnapping kidnappers. So they took me to the Metro and said "where to???" I didn't really know what to say....we were sitting there in the station and I saw the images on the orange wall-- "Thats where to you bastards!"
To the Louvre!
Some Stately Buildings!
An Arc!
and the Eiffel!!!
Finally, the Eiffel!!!