Thoughts, moods, diatribes and remonstrations of the real Telluride Gnome
Friday, October 24, 2008
I am not your PRISONER bitches
Finally these American freaks asked me what I want to do! I want to see the real landmarks you fools! I have spent my life making sure goddamn German gardens are not getting chewed apart by squirrels and I am finally in Paris, the city of goddamn lights, and I am stuck with these kidnapping kidnappers. So they took me to the Metro and said "where to???" I didn't really know what to say....we were sitting there in the station and I saw the images on the orange wall-- "Thats where to you bastards!"
I am the Telluride Gnome. Pure Acapulco smokin gold. Once stolen from the Telluride Film Festival, I have become an international player and beneficent helper to all the children of the world.